Pumpkin People

I finally saw some pumpkin people in real life, and not in a picture sent in an email or on the Internet. 

While on one of my recent adventures to Oregon, my daughters and I were scootin down the highway when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a pumpkin couple.  You know, the hybrid scarecrows with boobs and butts made of pumpkins.  I did a U-turn right there on the highway and went back to get a better look.

If you're gonna make one of these, please make sure the boobs aren't up so high like these are.  Also, the butt pumpkins were bigger than the boob pumpkins...you might want to switch them...just sayin.